So we have survived through Mr. Camping's May and October dates for the end of the world and I truly thought I could relax now.....at least until 2012. But, f**k no, now apparently we are now all going to be exterminated by Aliens in November. Yes - that's quite correct. Three huge Alien space ships are approaching Earth as we speak with an intent to annihilate us all. Governments all know this and are keeping it secret from us all. These space aliens have apparently come to reclaim a few of their own who have been spying on us in in lieue of the invasion force - Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson.....

Don' believe me?

Just Google man.... or click here for one take on the story.

Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Is it me or are bigger lips now in vogue for women? People like Angelina Jolie withe her full lips seem to be setting a trend towards bigger and fuller lips. Some women are having plastic surgery to mimic the big, fuller lip that now seems to be sexier than normal lips.

All of a sudden it seems every female celebrity of note has fuller more voluptuous lips.

I guess eventually if this trends continue we just may see lips like these among our celebs?

The nicest bra is certainly the hand bra...

So here is a collection of hand bras fro your review.

Regular fit...





Single handed!!





Push up variety





Poorly Fitting...





Too tight?





Very poorly fitting