HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

Just had a break and I have made a discovery.... what women think about laying on the beach. As I lay there thinking about work and things - like you do - my partner suddenly broke her considered silence to ask me a startling question....

"Do you think if you shaved a cat, it would tan?"

Well, there you have it......

PS: After doing a little web research, I discovered my partner isn't the only one thinking this. For example, check out this site which has instructions on how to shave a cat. Then check out the first comment...WTF! I swear, I didn't post that comment.

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later.

She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around about Heidi's "drink now, pay later" marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit.

By providing her customers' freedom from immediate payment demands, Heidi gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Heidi's gross sales volume increases massively.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in years... I died laughing.