The most widely read and popular post on this site is about high heels and a woman's sex life so apparently there is interest in high heels out there. Well, here is some bad news.... a British designer has introduced high heels without heels!

Apparently Brazilian police were shocked to learn that a man they pulled over for speeding already owed close to $2 million in unpaid speeding fines. The fines had been accumulated over a period of 7-years but as he had not registered his car he had never received any mailed tickets. His offences included speeding and running red lights. But - No - He wasn't a BMW driver.

His car worth around $6500 was impounded and if he doesn't pay his fines within 7-days, it will be auctioned off!

[excerpted from Net newsgroup post 2/96 and other sources - Note: The accuracy of these purported laws is questionable.

-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)

-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

-- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust "slowly or quickly". And, on the "doctor's advice", he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

Rest of the story here

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

Sex sells. We all know that. But I was simply amazed this morning to find a story at the ABC website on American Christian evangelists and how they have discovered that sex helps them build bigger communities (and undoubtedly - larger incomes!. The article highlights how many evangelical preachers are now preaching that sex is fun and should be fun and not something performed at 8pm monthly on a Wednesday evening in the missionary position.

If you thought that some Americans - those religious freaky, lunatics that scare the crap out of everyone - really were scary then just stop by Youtube and search on Anti Christ. I mean, these bible bashing idiots actually read revelation as truth - literal truth and not the mystical and yes - blatantly occult document it actually is. Now I ask you, the most powerful nation on Earth is full of idiots who believe stuff like this. They even want it to happen - because they believe that THEY will be saved and go to heaven! Egotistical little bastards - vanity gets you Hell!

Economic stimulus checks of either $600 or $1200 depending on whether single or married have been sent out to taxpayers in the US. But how was this money actually spent? Well, according to the Adult Internet Market Research Co., a lot of it went on adult (porn) site memberships!

"Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20 to 30 percent growth in membership rates since mid-May, when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market," said the Organization.

"Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his 'stimulus package,' but we'll take it," said Jillian Fox of LSGmodels, a site monitored by AIMR.

So now we know. I wonder, does Bush then have shady links to the porn industry?

Beauty pageants... parades of lovely looking lasses in bathing suites and gowns who tell us inane things like I'd like to save the Earth etc. But here is a twist reported by the BBC. A beauty contest featuring.... Nuns.

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CNN today have a story about a Greek who had a row with his girlfriend. He first beheaded her dog but then, perhaps thinking that wasn't sufficient, beheaded his girlfriend too. He then carried her head around town scaring the crap out of the townsfolk before stabbing a police officer, stealing a police car and running down three people.
Guess he had a bad day...

Find the story here

An article on the BBC website had me completely baffled. Apparently, a school in Indonesia has built a toilet facility for its transgender students. In itself, I guess that is pretty weird but it appears that boys as young as 12 believe they are better off as girls. In fact, around 10-20% of all boys above the age of 12 consider themselves transgender!!!

To support all of this, the sex change surgeons have booming business and transgender boys are increasingly accepted in society.

Wooaw.... Can that be right - 10-20% of boys over the age of 12.... I have to believe that here must be something in the drinking water there that is causing this phenomena....

Unbelievable - a 62-year old monk heads an Italian heavy metal band. They just released their second album - Mysteries. It is the Monk's 18th Album. I saw this story on the BBC and did a quick Google search pulling up some Reuters footage in which you get to see him perform and interviewed about how he reconciles his faith and lifestyle with music many Christians see as 'Satanic'. Apparently, the only time he got into trouble with the Church was when he appeared on TV.

Interestingly, he 'converted' to metal at a Metalica concert 15-years ago. Wow... that's a thought....

After posting the last article on the animal Farm/Brothel, I actually found an entire paper discussing the ethics and pros/cons of sex with robots! apparently, robot prostitution is considered to be a highly likely factor of future human life.... even more so after this particular robot was unveiled in Japan recently....

I couldn't help blogging on this one. The Seattle Times is now measuring hits to its website and the news stories it prints online. Apparently, the most popular story by far is one regarding a man who died from injuries sustained from having sex with a horse.

Actually, the story is even more bizarre than that. Apparently, bestiality is legal in Washington state where cases must be tried on the grounds of animal cruelty. The story suggests that the farm on which the horse lived is nothing more than an animal brothel for paying clients!

While police determined that they couldn't prosecute the owners in relation to the horse sex incident, they were examining the smaller animals on the farm for signs of sexual abuse hoping that they could prosecute for animal abuse.

Teen pregnancy s a serious issue and not one I would usually see fit to comment on here in a funny manner but this headline truly caught my eye. Yes, 17 teenage girls all became pregnant at a High School in the Boston area causing a statistical teen pregnancy spike off the scale. School officials became concerned when girls kept on requesting pregnancy tests at the school and were plainly disappointed when the results were negative but delighted when the results were positive.

I guess the success of TV programs where a host of young girls compete for the attentions of a millionaire has spilled over into the on line dating game. Yes folks - now you can find your millionaire mate on line!

I'm sorry but this is ludicrous. Why would a millionaire need an on line dating system membership to meet women or men? Surely, greedy people throw themselves at millionaires every day right? Well, maybe not.... But if money is what you are after - take my advice - make your own.

Meanwhile - want to try to date a millionaire?

Be my guest....

A sixth severed foot was found on a beach in British Columbia, Canada recently leading to further puzzlement over where these feet are coming from. It was the second severed foot found on a beach within days. Pretty damn weird - feet beach pollution!

One theory is that these feet might be coming from a plane wreck - a plane crashed in the area several years ago and many of the bodies have never been recovered...but why would just the feet show up?

Anyway, it can't be doing much for tourism there....

A Japanese man who lived alone became suspicious when food kept disappearing from his fridge. So he installed a video camera and discovered a strange woman walking around his apartment when he left it. He called the police who searched the apartment and discovered a 58-year old woman living in his closet! She had apparently been living there for over a year unnoticed.

Read the story here

The Chinese might be top global performers when it comes to business, but during sex they appear to be struggling to reach their peak.

Couples from China and Hong Kong are the least likely to reach orgasm during sex, while the Italians and Spanish claim to have no problems climaxing, a global sex survey showed on Tuesday.

Less than a quarter -- 24 percent -- of those surveyed from China and Hong Kong were able to achieve an orgasm every time they had sex.

Italy, Spain and Mexico tied for top place, achieving orgasms 66 percent of the time, said the Durex Sexual Wellbeing survey, which polled 26,000 people in 26 countries.

The French, famous for their romantic overtures, came in at a middling 48 percent of the time -- the global average, the survey said.

When we think about the idea of burning witches we think about several hundred years ago right? We think about ignorant times when folks didn't have access to modern science and modern education when the idea that someone could be a witch was accepted without thought because people were superstitious.

Wrong.

11 people were burned as witches just this week in Kenya - several women and a few men suspected of witchcraft were dragged from their homes, tied up and set alight. All the victims were in the age range 70 - 90 years old.

Is it a crime then to be old, infirm and perhaps behave a little strange? Is this the definition of witchcraft? What are these people thinking?

Witchcraft these days is alive and strong. It is called Wicca and is a recognized religion in many places even in the religiously intolerant US. I'll bet there are a few fundamental Christians there licking their lips at the idea of burning a few new agers and Wiccans..... by the way, isn't it interesting that the word 'fundamental' includes the word 'mental'. I guess that's because religious fundamental types are mental and should be locked up.

If you wanted to understand just how sick and screwed up the United States truly is you would just have to live in Missouri. According to the BBC, a car dealership has seen it's business sky rocket since it started offering a FREE hand gun with every vehicle sale.

The dealership started the campaign in response to statements by Sen. Obama who apparently said you had to feel compassion for folks in the midwest who cling to their guns and their bibles. I have no idea if that quote is correct but the owner of the dealership found the statement offensive and decided on the current campaign.

By the way, the dealership offers either a gun or $250 in free gasoline in it's campaign but the gun has proven significantly more popular than the free gasoline. To me this suggests that gasoline simply isn't expensive enough there yet... just wait - it will be soon!

Let's see what we can learn from this story shall we?

1. Sen. Obama was plainly correct in his observation if the quote is indeed true;

A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.

Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.

Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.

Owner Mark Muller said "we're just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to".

The dealership sells new and old vehicles, including General Motors and Ford cars and trucks, and its logo shows a cowboy holding a pistol.

It has sold over 30 cars and trucks in the past three days, an increase which the owners put down to their promotional offer.

Inspiration from Obama

Mr Muller said that every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" chose the gun, rather than the gas card.

He recommends a Kel-Tec .380 pistol, which he describes as "a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket".

He added that the promotion was inspired by recent comments from one of the Democratic nominees for the presidential election, saying: "We did it because of Barack Obama.

THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television.

Croatian police said she was last seen by neighbours in 1966, when she would have been 42 years old.

Her neighbours thought she had moved out of her flat in the capital, Zagreb.

But she was found by police and bailiffs who had broken in to help the authorities establish who owned the flat.

A police spokesman said: "So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in.

It's difficult to smoke these days. So many rules and regulations to stop people killing themselves slowly puffing on tobacco but this one got me. To support legislation banning the sale of cigs to under 20-year olds in Japan, an age detection tool is being developed for use on vending machines. It's sort of face recognition software but programed to determine your age from facial characteristics based on a sample of 100,000 people.

Apparently, the software will determine by looking at your face how old you are. If you LOOK older than 20-years, you will be allowed to purchase your smokes, if not, you will have to produce an ID card for scanning to prove your age.

I wonder if they programed this using smoker's faces? Smokers end to age a it more than non-smokers I guess.

A major new Czech news website has just been launched featuring Red News. I'd heard about news services where the presenter slowly strips but never actually seen it done. Well, now all you have to do to see naked news for yourself is visit the new site and you can enjoy Red News. Of course, it's in Czech but do you care?

The new website was launched by a major Czech TV station in the last 24-hours and performance is a little slow right now - I guess that means it is getting quite a few visits. It has been the subject of a TV advertising campaign featuring humorous and sexy ads... you can see why when you visit the website. It also features a model of the day and lots of titillating content... couldn't find much actual news though!

Ecuador might become a country for only brave and unselfish men if a law maker in the country gets her way. Yes, she wants the constitution to enshrine a woman's right to sexual happiness - orgasm forced by the law. Now, there is nothing wrong with a woman enjoying sex but this sounds just a little problematic to me. I can just see wives and girlfriends calling the police to have their boyfriends and husbands arrested if they fail to satisfy!

Of course there is already opposition to her plans - from male politicians of course. She was accused of decreeing orgasm by law by one male politician.

What is the world coming too?

It's quite common to hear about 'stars' of the porn world trying to cross over into the 'regular' world. Some well known porn stars have had some success in appearing in regular movies and TV shows in recent years but what I was interested in is how many 'regular' stars and celebs actually have a secret background in porn?

Well, I was quite disappointed initially. It seems that making a porn flick can be kept pretty secret if needed. Of course, I did find out that Sylvester Stallone made a porn movie for $200/day before turning into Rambo and Rocky and that Jackie Chan (of all people) recently owned up to having also made a porn movie in his past. Certainly, California's Governor, Big Arnold, is known to have posed nude for various magazines early in his career too but that's about all I could find.

But then with Arnold's political career in mind I realized that some ex-porn stars have in fact become politicians. It seems Italy is the place to do this where in the 1980's. Ilona Staller, known as "Cicciolina" regularly treated her fellow MPs to impromptu stripteases. Now, another porn star is standing for parliament in Italy - Milly D'Abbraccio is her name. In a bid to win her seat she is using her natural assets - namely that part of her body that will sit in said seat if elected.

I was recently directed to do some research on Bonsai kittens - yes - you read that correctly. Around 2000, the idea of Bonsai kittens was thrust upon an unsuspecting and animal loving Internet world by a website that purported to sell by mail order kittens in glass bottles. The kitten, the site said, was inserted into a glass bottle after its birth (using drugs injected into the kitten to make its bones more supple) and then fed by injection. The kitten would naturally grow to fill the glass bottle; its body taking on the shape of the glass bottle to become a Bonsai Kitten. The site described the method in some detail discussing how the cat was fed and how a tube was inserted into the cat's anus using super glue to deal with kitty waste properly and cleanly! (the actual method can be read here

The Bonsai Kitten

Bloomberg (Yes - I did say Blomberg!) is running a story about a Danish Nursing home and a prostitute. Apparently, when an elderly inmate made inappropriate advances to a nurse the director of the home called in a prostitute! ``There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,'' the director said in an interview. ``We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.''

Wow! Now that IS service.

Danish Welfare Minister Karen Jespersen apparently said that Denmark's 98 municipalities are free to let nurses call prostitutes!! Can you see that happening in the USA? Not a chance of course.

Every day I see that a particular blog article that I wrote gets more hits than any other article via search engines. That article is painted swimsuit models, a story I wrote about Sports Illustrated as a Playboy wannabe. I wondered about this for a while and then went over to Google and entered the search term 'painted swimsuit models' to find that my article is number 4 in the list for that search term. So that explains that.

But why do so many people apparently search on that terms at all? What is the fascination with body paint? I mean, there aren't even any pictures of painted swimsuit models in that story! Well, I have no idea why folks search on that term but I did find a neat site WITH pictures for those of you that get a rise from this sort of thing - you can find that site here. I hope you enjoy your peek at painted swimsuit models there.... meanwhile, if you got here searching on that term, please take a look around before you leave.....