I don't know about you but I always thought Amazon was an online bookstore right?

well, no.....

See, I went looking at Amazon the other day and found a few things that I NEVER expected Amazon to carry....

Take this for example;

I have a few questions Amazon... first - Can you actually deliver this discreetly? I mean, what if the packaging came open... what would our post mistress think of me, and.... where the hell would I keep it? and if someone discovered it what would I say it was?

The mind boggles...

And then there is this...

Googling around a bit this morning I discovered a site dedicated to erotic trees!!!!. Now I understand it takes all kinds but really - trees!!! are you winding me up? This gives some folks a wood?

Anyway, it must be a tree sort of day because I later found a story about the Vagina Tree which predicted the winning lottery numbers and won a village a fortune!?! Oh yes, its a whacky world.

Anyway - I hope the two sites won't mind me stealing a few pics for Rant Here so you can get an idea about what dirty trees and vagina trees actually look like. And if it gets you off you can always pop over and visit their sites - right?

Dirty Trees

I just found a shop online called "Shop in Private". I have laughed myself silly at this site and thought I would share it. You can buy some very strange things there such as the Oral Sex Trainer which one buyer reviews as follows "I've been using the trainer for 6 months and I can now lift more than 5 pounds with a single tongue flick."

You can also get what Hollywood stars pay a fortune for - Anal Bleaching Cream. One reviewer states "This product is amazing. I've used it for a few weeks and my bunny hole is pink. I was noticed while wearing a mini and no undies at the mall, and took three men home with me! Yummy! This is great!!!"

Take a visit yourself and have hours of fun and who knows.... maybe there is something there for you too.

Common knowledge?

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of to**er's we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country .