Economic stimulus checks of either $600 or $1200 depending on whether single or married have been sent out to taxpayers in the US. But how was this money actually spent? Well, according to the Adult Internet Market Research Co., a lot of it went on adult (porn) site memberships!

"Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20 to 30 percent growth in membership rates since mid-May, when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market," said the Organization.

"Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his 'stimulus package,' but we'll take it," said Jillian Fox of LSGmodels, a site monitored by AIMR.

So now we know. I wonder, does Bush then have shady links to the porn industry?

You naughty, naughty Americans!