Month of August, 2008
Crazy, Stupid Drunken Brits
Young Brits are increasingly unpopular the tourist world over due to their drunken, violent and stupid behaviour. Take for example the British man who got drunk in Brno, Czech Republic and was arrested after breaking into a high security building, crashing under a desk and pooping in the waste basket. Or the drunken British woman who tried to open a door on an airplane at 32,000 ft punching several people in the process. She was arrested after the plane had to divert for an emergency landing and now faces jail and costs for the diversion.
What is it about British culture that produces such people?
Greek Guy Goes Crazy...
CNN today have a story about a Greek who had a row with his girlfriend. He first beheaded her dog but then, perhaps thinking that wasn't sufficient, beheaded his girlfriend too. He then carried her head around town scaring the crap out of the townsfolk before stabbing a police officer, stealing a police car and running down three people.
Guess he had a bad day...
Find the story here
Birmingham Screws Up
You would think that a city council would recognise it's own city skyline right? Hmmmmm. Well Birmingham (England) City Council just paid 15,000GPB to print and mail out a brochure about its recycling successes only to have it pointed out to them that the skyline used was actually that of Birmingham - Alabama.
How embarrassing....
Summer in Chicago
A few years ago I made my first trip to Chicago and what a surprise that was. An amazing downtown and lake front and tons to see and do. The only problem with that trip was flying from Houston and being delayed all day due to thunderstorms over O'Hare....but we made it eventually.
The lake front is particularly amazing with restaurants and boats to look at. We took a trip on a boat and that skyline is even better seen from offshore. Like I said above - tons and tons to do for folks of all sizes and ages....
Hull Win
As regular readers will know I am a Hull City fan and I am pleased to report that they won their first game and are now the only Premier League team to be unbeaten in that league!!!
BigFoot, Nessie and UFO's
So this was the week when Bigfoot once again made the news. But is it a hoax or is it real? Apparently DNA results point to a hoax returning mixed results of human and opossum! Gosh though it would be nice if something like that could be found.
Banana Splits Back - Why?
I remember being a kid watching a show called Banana Splits. Frankly, it was boring and I couldn't ever quite figure out what the hell was it supposed to be? Four guys in silly animal costumes playing music and telling not funny jokes. I hated when that show was on because it was terrible. And now - yes - its back.... they are remaking it calling it a classic kid's show. It was classic alright... classic crap.
WOW - Golds Galore for British Olympic Team
I'm not sure what is going on but Team Great Britain is pulling a lot of gold medals out of the hat and currently have the third most golds in that league table of medals.....
In previous Olympic games Team GB were lucky to get a few medals and it always seemed that the athletes were touted for big things and then didn't deliver. One had to live with the indignity of being beaten by nations like France, Trinidad and Greece in that medals table. Something has changed.....
Gary Glitter - Paedophile and Coward
Gary Glitter. A total disgrace to humanity. Its a shame people still listen to his records. Gary Glitter is a paedophile. About the most evilest and warped of creatures under the sun.
Chased out of every country he has ever lived in for repeated sexual offenses against children, he has been evicted from Vietnam after after spending almost three years in jail for sexually abusing two girls. He has been deported back to Britain.... not that anyone there wants the evil sick monster back.
Beer Beautiful Beer
Beer. It comes in cans, bottles, kegs, glasses and now - plastic bags?
Apparently, you can now buy beer at your supermarket in Asia straight out of the tap and into your store plastic bag along with the rest of your groceries... I'm not too sure I fancy beer from a plastic bag but..... it takes all sorts I guess.

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There is Nun More Beautiful....
Beauty pageants... parades of lovely looking lasses in bathing suites and gowns who tell us inane things like I'd like to save the Earth etc. But here is a twist reported by the BBC. A beauty contest featuring.... Nuns.
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Incredibly Disappearing Underwear
Is it me or is underwear simply getting to the point where it is pretty irrelevant? In the past, I have posted the old "positive proof of global warming picture" which really alludes to this same fact. It's a funny picture but you know it is simply true... underwear is getting smaller and smaller and smaller..... it is disappearing.
I often ponder how it is that women can wear thongs? I mean, isn't it uncomfortable? And then there is the unmentioned question too... I mean, I'm all in favour of thongs. They look great but are they really practical when it comes to the intended purpose of underwear?

How Did You Spend Your Economic Stimulus Check?
Economic stimulus checks of either $600 or $1200 depending on whether single or married have been sent out to taxpayers in the US. But how was this money actually spent? Well, according to the Adult Internet Market Research Co., a lot of it went on adult (porn) site memberships!
"Many of the sites we surveyed have reported 20 to 30 percent growth in membership rates since mid-May, when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a slow period for this market," said the Organization.
"Getting more people to buy porn was probably the last thing Bush had on his mind when he came up with his 'stimulus package,' but we'll take it," said Jillian Fox of LSGmodels, a site monitored by AIMR.
So now we know. I wonder, does Bush then have shady links to the porn industry?
Clicksmart is Smart
Looking for real estate agents, massage therapists, mortgage brokers or some other service provider in your area? If you are, Clicksmart is the place to do that internet search. Designed to connect consumers with small businesses this site is a smart way to seek out suppliers in your local area. Each small business is pre-screened by Clicksmart meaning that you know that the small businesses it lists are quality concerns.
For example, looking for a Houston, Texas realtor? Then try this....
houston realtor. It's easy to use and fast and convenient so remember that your list of pre-screened Houston realtors is here.
Nobody dare Vote LOL!
So are you all cowards or what? 53 reads on my poll on porn and only two voters! Come on - its anonymous.... give us your opinion! Vote now here
Bloody Passwords
These days it seems we all have to have superb memories for words and numbers. Now, we are likely to have to recall multiple phone numbers for a start (home, cell, business etc.) and if this isn't hard enough what about all those BLOODY passwords!
Every damn website you join from your bank to credit card company to Digg.com requires a username and password. So, if you join say 50 sites you need 50 passwords and probably half a dozen user names... It's more than I can take!
Will the True AntiChrist Stand Up Please!
If you thought that some Americans - those religious freaky, lunatics that scare the crap out of everyone - really were scary then just stop by Youtube and search on Anti Christ. I mean, these bible bashing idiots actually read revelation as truth - literal truth and not the mystical and yes - blatantly occult document it actually is. Now I ask you, the most powerful nation on Earth is full of idiots who believe stuff like this. They even want it to happen - because they believe that THEY will be saved and go to heaven! Egotistical little bastards - vanity gets you Hell!






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