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Month of July, 2008

The European Union - RIP 2008

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 11:20am.
  • General Humor

The European Union - an entity promoted by eager politicians who apparently continue to turn a deaf ear to European citizens - is going through some serious issues. Not only did the Irish citizenry show their distaste for all things 'European' recently by sending a puppet to represent them in the Eurovision song contest but they had the audacity to vote against the EU constitution! Now the Poles and Czechs have also highlighted the Euro division between politicians seeking more power for themselves and the average European citizen who simply wants the EU to go away.

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Animal Farm or Animal Brothel?

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 07/02/2008 - 8:13am.
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I couldn't help blogging on this one. The Seattle Times is now measuring hits to its website and the news stories it prints online. Apparently, the most popular story by far is one regarding a man who died from injuries sustained from having sex with a horse.

Actually, the story is even more bizarre than that. Apparently, bestiality is legal in Washington state where cases must be tried on the grounds of animal cruelty. The story suggests that the farm on which the horse lived is nothing more than an animal brothel for paying clients!

While police determined that they couldn't prosecute the owners in relation to the horse sex incident, they were examining the smaller animals on the farm for signs of sexual abuse hoping that they could prosecute for animal abuse.

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Robot Prostitution

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 07/02/2008 - 2:08pm.
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After posting the last article on the animal Farm/Brothel, I actually found an entire paper discussing the ethics and pros/cons of sex with robots! apparently, robot prostitution is considered to be a highly likely factor of future human life.... even more so after this particular robot was unveiled in Japan recently....



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Man - An Endangered Species?

Submitted by Rant Man on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 11:41am.
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Have you noticed how commodity prices are going up and up and breaking new records everyday? Its not just oil prices but almost every natural resource and raw material. And you can forget what the politicians say about speculation driving up prices - thats just a knee jerk reaction and an attempt to detract attention from the real problem. Which is - too many people on planet earth chasing too few natural resources....

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Internet Dating

Submitted by Rant Man on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 12:30pm.
  • General Humor

Internet dating has moved into much more sleazy territory.

These days ads posted on line are often simply prostitutes posing as women seeking sex and friendship as one sting operation in the USA discovered! Not only that but a whole host of services aimed explicitly at obtaining quick sex via an Internet dating site have suddenly sprung up. I know because their ads appear even on an on line soccer management game I use!



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You just can't avoid sex on the internet it seems....

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Hitler Finally Punished

Submitted by Rant Man on Sun, 07/06/2008 - 11:39am.
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Adolf Hitler finally got what was coming to him. He was beheaded. And you thought he committed suicide at the end of the war? Nope, he had his head ripped off just a few days ago.

Apparently, a protestor entered Madam Tussaud's waxworks in Berlin and ripped the head of Adolf there and then as a protest against the figure being on display. Adolf got swift justice - it only took 70 years!

You can read the actual story here.

Will this start a trend? Will we now see other despots summarily executed at the waxworks and what a way to drive up visitors - weekly beheadings a la the French Revolution at Madam Tussauds.....

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Secrets in Your Photo Album

Submitted by Rant Man on Mon, 07/07/2008 - 8:39am.
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Ever come back from a vacation or a good night out with a camera full of pics? You rush off to the developer and eagerly await those photos that contain all of those precious memories.... and then the moment arrives. The pics are developed and you go through them laughing over memories of fun things you did ... but, oh no, what's that in the background?

Imagine - your wedding on the beach what a beautiful photo of bride and groom and - oh my goodness - who is that in the background?




Or, great photo at the wedding party later... oh no! Is that guy actually peeing behind us?

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Money Making Update with Paid Posts

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 8:33am.
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I posted this update on my progress to date in making cash from blogging on my blogging for money site. Just recall that I have several blogs and that these numbers represent cash made from all the sites by posting paid articles on them. Also note that the best ranked blog has a PR of zero (thanks payperpost!), an Alexa of 990,000 and a Technorati rank of 220,000. My other blogs have page ranks of 2 or 3 but Alexa and Technorati rankings well below my main blog. Remember - traffic = money and therefore rankings = money too....

So let's look at each money making (article posting service) scheme in turn and look at earnings to date....

Sponsored Reviews

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New Zealand..... Obsessed With Nudity?

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 1:59pm.
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Well, I always thought of New Zealand as a staid little country full of religious types and very conservative but perhaps I was wrong? First off they actually have a nude news TV show as documented in an earlier post and now it turns out that a Rugby TV show was interrupted by 4 minutes of hardcore pornography as a TV station its pay per view channel with its sport channel!

Wow... New Zealand, you are a raunchy country afterall....

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If You Hate Lawyers - Leave A Comment

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 10:29am.
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Locked in a divorce for approaching two years, my hatred of lawyers is growing rapidly. I sit watching my assets slowly diminish and my debts grow while two lawyers charge their fees for what I can only call busy work. Its sad that by the time this is over, the lawyers will have the assets that should be split as a part of this process.

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Credit Scoring

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Trading FOREX

Submitted by Rant Man on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 11:43am.
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Trading FX online is a big business these days. Want to give it a go then try this service.....

Ava FX: Online Foreign Exchange

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GOD & Co, Inc. Report Losses for Financial Year

Submitted by Rant Man on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 12:02pm.
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If anyone was in any doubt about the economic difficulties being faced by firms in today's economic climate, the latest news ought to help confirm just how bad the western economy really is. Yes, that well know peddlar of religious dogma, GOD & Co, Inc. has reported a loss for the last fiscal year.

God & Co, Inc's CEO - The Pope to some, anti-Christ to others, reported the losses yesterday. He reported to shareholders that the company made made 236.7m euros in 2007 compared with outgoings of 245.8m euros - yes.... a loss and blamed the company's issues on the falling value of the US Dollar where most of the Company's customers reside.

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1.5 Million Pounds per Month Mortgage

Submitted by Rant Man on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 7:18am.
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How would you like to pay a monthly mortgage of 1.5 million GBP? Well, thats what the Russian billionaire who owns Chelsea football club will be paying after buying a Villa in the South of France. The Villa became the most expensive property on the planet after his purchase. La Leopolda used to be owned by Bill Gates.

Read more details at here .....

Gotta say, I think he overpaid but if you can afford to buy Chelsea well I guess you don't care too much about saving the odd million right?

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A $15 Million Dollar Hello To The World

Submitted by Rant Man on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 9:49am.
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Its no wonder Angelina and Brad keep on littering the globe with new kids is it? I mean, if magazine's will bid $15 million for exclusive photos of the babies who wouldn't just become a kid factory? $15 million more than pays for raising those kids, paying for college and hell, even allows you to dump them off with a nanny so you can get down to work making more babies...

Frankly, it is sick that anyone would pay $15 million for a baby photo. The Pitt-Jolie clan should donate the cash to charity since they hardly need that kind of cash.

Anyone interested in my baby snaps? I'll consider offers over $500!?

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I Was Never Good at Math Either...

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 12:55pm.
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I hated Mathematics at school. It remained a deep mystery to me all those x's and y's. Apparently though, I am not the only one who struggles with Math.....


The term 'expand' in Math does not mean this...






I Just Love This Thought!




This Was Always More My Style!

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2008 Darwin awards

Submitted by Rant Man on Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:54am.
  • Simply Funny

Eighth Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.

Sixth Place
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Fifth Place

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The Fall of the Mighty Dollar

Submitted by Rant Man on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:21am.
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Since the beginning of this year the US Dollar has fallen from 22 Czech Crowns per Dollar to 14.4 Czech Crowns per Dollar - that is just about 35% people and against the currency of a small Central European country emerging from decades under Communism and a population of 10 million people. How far the mighty have fallen!

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Monk - eying Around with Metal

Submitted by Rant Man on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 2:17pm.
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Unbelievable - a 62-year old monk heads an Italian heavy metal band. They just released their second album - Mysteries. It is the Monk's 18th Album. I saw this story on the BBC and did a quick Google search pulling up some Reuters footage in which you get to see him perform and interviewed about how he reconciles his faith and lifestyle with music many Christians see as 'Satanic'. Apparently, the only time he got into trouble with the Church was when he appeared on TV.

Interestingly, he 'converted' to metal at a Metalica concert 15-years ago. Wow... that's a thought....

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SEX - The New Cold Cure!

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 11:59am.
  • Life is Funny

For decades, man has struggled seeking a cure for the common cold never knowing that that cure was simple - SEX. Yeppers - a Swiss scientist claims that sexual intercourse raises the number of phagocytes - which attack alien body invaders like the cold virus - immensely. A single orgasm can double the number of these little beasts in your blood stream apparently.

So what's it to be guys and gals? Cod liver oil and treacle or some sex? (or maybe both if you are that way inclined.....)

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Drunk Driving...

Submitted by Rant Man on Fri, 07/25/2008 - 8:22am.
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Here is a car most guys would kill to own. Need a beer? Just pull over and serve one....


















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In The Dog House

Submitted by Rant Man on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:20am.
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Couldn't help smiling at an article on the BBC website today about a Dog that was summoned to appear in court in India. I mean, I know the phrase in the dog house but apparently this dog was in the court house.....

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Transgender at 12!

Submitted by Rant Man on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 9:52am.
  • Simply Bizarre

An article on the BBC website had me completely baffled. Apparently, a school in Indonesia has built a toilet facility for its transgender students. In itself, I guess that is pretty weird but it appears that boys as young as 12 believe they are better off as girls. In fact, around 10-20% of all boys above the age of 12 consider themselves transgender!!!

To support all of this, the sex change surgeons have booming business and transgender boys are increasingly accepted in society.

Wooaw.... Can that be right - 10-20% of boys over the age of 12.... I have to believe that here must be something in the drinking water there that is causing this phenomena....

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