I suppose that there may be men out there that do think that their wives are goat like but there is now at least one man whose wife is actually a goat.

According to the BBC, a Sudanese man was forced to take a goat as his 'wife' after being caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner received a nice dowry of $50 and has not seen his goat since. Man and goat are thought to be living together happily.

The goat's original owner said that he was woken by strange noises and found the goat being seduced by her suitor. In a fit if rage, he captured the man, tied him up and then marched him off to a council of elders meeting. The elders decided that since sexual relations had taken place, the goat was now officially the man's wife!

In the end, he goat what was coming to him (ugh!).