Three Questions Texans Ask Englishmen

I spent 12-years living in Houston, Texas. Don't get me wrong, I liked it - most of the time. I could not get over how stupid some Texans actually are when it comes to geography and history. Here are the top three questions that I was asked in Texas through all of those years - even by fairly normal and intelligent folks...

1. Can you speak to me in your own language!

2. What Bible do you read?

3. Do you know my fiend Tom who lives in London too?

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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