Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike
says, 'Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on
Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get
to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there.'

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed,' Mike, you've been my best friend
for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later,

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better

A group of porn stars who want to get George W. Bush out of office are taking the slogan "No More Bush" quite literally.

The "No More Bush Girls" -- eight porn queens including Angel Cassidy, Lisa Boyle and Penthouse Pet Sunny Leone -- have shaved off their "downstairs locks" because as Cassidy puts it, "We want to use our bodies to speak our minds to get rid of Bush. Sometimes your voice doesn't get enough attention. "

Americans love their burgers. In fact, parts of the USA have a severe obesity problem because of it. Americans also tend to be very good at dreaming up new marketing angles. So what do you get when you cross burgers, obesity and great marketing? The Heart attack Grill!

If you liked this post, why not buy me a nice cold beer?

For years British food has been judged to be ... well, crap basically and not very good for you. Things like Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips and various meat pies are not among the World's favorites. The Brits it seems have a taste for anything that isn't good for you.

But now comes the news that chocolate bars complete with smoked bacon bits in them have sold out in 24 hours in London. At 6 pounds a bar its pricey stuff and frankly, sounds disgusting. But yes - bacon flavored chocolate is all the rage in the UK these days it seems....

The 5 minute management course -

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Lusty Lyell, the
next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Lusty Lyell says, 'I'll give
you $800 to drop that towel..'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Lusty Lyell, after a few seconds, Lusty Lyell hands her $800 and

Money attracts women apparently - at least it attracts some women who would turn a blind eye to how the guy looks just to have access to his very very large .... wallet. Don't agree?

Well - What about these guys and gals then?

Convinced now???

FROM: Steve Reynolds, Human Resources Manager

TO: All Employees

DATE: 4th November

RE: Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to sing along.

And don't be surprised if the Managing Director shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00 p.m.
Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.

Dear Roger,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.