Scientists in Japan have achieved a major breakthrough in robotics as theyve staged the worlds first robot play.

Armed police ended a 90-minute siege at a bank, only to discover that theyd been in a tense stand-off with a cardboard cutout.

Leeds United, the once-great all-conquering heroes of European football, continued their long tradition of becoming giant-killing victims today, when, in the 2nd round, they travelled to Histon FC of the Blue Square Premier League, and so very nearly...

Chelsea, the team who, until recently, went 86 games unbeaten at their Stamford Bridge fortress, now can't seem to win there, and lost there again today, 2-1 to north London rivals Arsenal. The Blues suffered a 1-0 defeat to Liverpool on October 2...

Scientists at the WIATOSLTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed,.... although?). Delegates to the WIATOSLTA (What Is All This Other Stuff Lead...

Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...

NEW YORK CITY, New York - British celebrity Russell Brand has just been signed to star in his own reality television series on the Fox Network. Kendell Ketchum, spokesman for Fox said, 'The name of the show is 'Russell Brand: Okay, Let Me See Who...

New York, NY - Miley Cyrus has vowed to take a fully naked shower while being filmed for a TV special. This will be the first in a series of special TV programs called 'Showertime with Miley'! Not to be confused with the 16 year old entertainer, D...

A husband woke his wife from a 13-year coma by nibbling her toes. Zhang Kui tried the unusual treatment as a last resort.

Gordon Ramsay was keeping a low profile today after he was caught cheating. Gordon was in his famous restaurant 'Pétrus' where he was in the process of cooking Roasted Loire Valley foie gras with braised carrots and almond foam with onio...

The world's smallest Christmas cards have gone on sale in Britain.

The Mr Christmas who broke his 14-year habit of eating festive dinners every day because of the credit crunch has been saved - by a restaurant.

Late for work because your train was delayed? If you're in New York, the transport authorities will back you up.

The old saying 'never bring a candy cane to a knife fight' turns out to be some way off the mark.

Not kissing on a first date is one thing. Not kissing until you've actually got married seems to be taking things a bit far.

Los Angeles, CA - A now famous 'misquoted misspelling' caused Selena Gomez such embarrassment, she missed attending the Teen Talent Awards show last month, instead, preferring to stay home and watch it on TV. The tabloid flap started three months...

London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): First she shagged former former Conservative Party chairman Jeffrey Archer, then his thieving Brunei mobster counterpart Prince Jefri. And now blonde bombshell Sarah Symonds is threatening to screw over...

Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside...

LOS ANGELES, California - The year 2009, will mark the 40th anniversary of the Woodstock Music Festival performance of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young. David, Stephen, Graham, and Neil have been signed by Left Coast Tours Unlimited to a reunion...

Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...