So we have survived through Mr. Camping's May and October dates for the end of the world and I truly thought I could relax now.....at least until 2012. But, f**k no, now apparently we are now all going to be exterminated by Aliens in November. Yes - that's quite correct. Three huge Alien space ships are approaching Earth as we speak with an intent to annihilate us all. Governments all know this and are keeping it secret from us all. These space aliens have apparently come to reclaim a few of their own who have been spying on us in in lieue of the invasion force - Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson.....

Don' believe me?

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